Mum always said she never wanted a dog, so when i was 14… i went out and bought a dog.
Now she loves that doofus.
The same will happen with kitten. But kitten will be mine and i am taking it with me when i move out. She took ownership of my dog, she can’t have kitten as well.

It feels weird seeing movies with other people…

(via marvelsgirl)

(Source: pusheen, via schlechter-katzenmann)

So…. came home with a pokemon hat last night. Sorry to who ever is now missing a pokemon hat.
I feel like i deserve it considering i have a pokemon tattoo…

abeardeddude:

Beard and backwards Thrice

(via pixielou)

fyawkwardscreencaps:

Conan O’Brien on the Late Show with David Letterman

(via derpyfaces)

….something to smile about i suppose.
appreciating the little things right now.

rooferfrombalham:

I got told to fuck off by a doctor today.

Because I drink at least double the recommended units of alcohol for a week, eat once a day, and replace all other meals/snacks with cigarettes.

Checked my weight, blood sugar and BMI, and when they were all ideal responded with ‘Oh, fuck off!’

Cheers doc.

BRUTAL FRANK CERTIFIED FIGHTING FIT.

rooferfrombalham:

Whenever the sun comes out I revert to dressing like I’m 17 again, except I’m not really fat and I didn’t have a ridiculously sleepy dog.

(Source: rezime)

(via boobs-buds-andbeers)

(Source: blessthosebeards)

bradkingett:

How have I not been featured in GQ yet?!? (Philadelphia Beard and Mustache Club meeting at Tattooed Mom on South Street)

lifeslittle:

me and hip!